For Christmas I received a gift certificate for Applebee’s. I hadn’t been there for several years, because the last time we were there we all got “colon blow’ incredibly bad. So… thinking it was just a one time experience, we went back there today. I ordered the appetizer-trio. Within 5 minutes of leaving the restaurant, I had that uncomfortable growling in my lower intestine. I knew I was in trouble… still 10 more minutes to the house. Well, I held off the attack and made it home. Did you ever notice that the urgency of the situation logarithmically increases as the distance to the house decreases? I am now convinced there is something wrong with the food at Applebee’s. A quick search on Google revealed I’m not alone. Read this halarious review:
Has anyone else experienced this?