Today while driving in subzero temperatures and my poofy gloves on, I came to the realization of why the Muppets have alway been second class citizens and have never risen to the ranks of CEO, marketing executive, etc. but have instead been limited to chefs, drummers, tree frogs, big birds, garbage pail occupants, and cookie consumers. It’s because of their big poofy fingers and lack of a pinky fingers. In this day and age of information technology, they simply don’t have the means to use a computer keyboard, and thus have been held back from the information necessary to move forward. I think it’s time that Apple or Microsoft invent an operating system that caters to the fat-fingered pinkyless consumer. Muppets unite!